Movie Mash up ...That I stole from my Lincolnwrites Twitter account

If I had to put two different franchises together to form a more perfect movie

Mission Impossible: Die Hard

Retired cop John McClane is visiting his daughter in Singapore. Unbeknownst to him, the IMF is trying to dismantle a Disciples splinter cell (The Adherent) & stop them from releasing a bioweapon.

It all takes place in Guoco Tower.

Ethan & John crack jokes & smirks in HVAC vents.

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